Jack & His Giant Beanstalk

Jack & His Giant Beanstalk

"Jack Trott is very poor, incredibly horny and lives with his mother, Dame Jizzabella Trott, on a run-down dairy farm with poor WiFi and miles away from the nearest Tinder user. When Jack sells their beloved cow, Daisy, for a handful of magic beans, his mother throws them on the compost heap and sends him to bed with a good spanking. When they wake up the next morning a HUGE beanstalk has risen. What lies at the top? Jack is brimming with excitement to find out! Will he impress Jill with his Giant Beanstalk? Will local pervert, Fleshcreep, get in the way? Can Fairy Flick-Bean come to the rescue? You'll have to join us to find out!"

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Join us for an evening of smut, filth and sexual innuendo as we corrupt this classic fairy tale in this adult panto production. With pop songs, dance routines, laugh out loud moments and audience interaction, it's everything you could wish for in a pantomime - just NOT for all the family! Suitable for ages 18+ only!